The rite of uncursing
Lift the curse
When three rips in a row end in bulk or emotional damage, the church formally declares the opener cursed. This page removes that declaration. It is free, it will always be free, and it changes your odds by exactly nothing — a curse that never existed lifts cleanly.
Current status
NOT CURSED
You are not cursed. Statistically, no one is. If your rips have felt cursed lately, that is variance doing its ancient work — the annex recommends buying the single and the church recommends a candle for morale.